quick poem thread

this is where you go to post random, fast poems

Rules

1. do not do emo poems

2. no bad launguage poems

3. no offensive poems

4. have fun ^^

It's not to fast or that short, but my friend typed up this randomly and I thought it was good.

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to show off my wham
I'll tell you how I became an Ultimate Kazam

In Route 41 born and raised
On the tall grass is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all teleportin' everywhere looking like a fool
When a trainer walked up to me looking' no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and got caught in a ball
And now I kick butt to everyone and all

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he made me fight up all the way
He leveled me up to level sixteen
And these battles I won became routine
I started to glow
My body got bigger and I knew I was stronger for show
A spoon appeared in my hand
And my head began to expand

The fights got tougher
But we kept on going, no matter how much I had to suffer
Eventually my trainer got bored with me
So he traded me for some stupid Caterpie

I pity that guy for leaving me with some blow
Cuz right after I left I started to glow
My body got better, with a powerful WHAZAM!
And in a few seconds I stood an Alakazam

My old master saw that awesome smack
So he wanted to try and trade me back
He lost his Caterpie, but in return he got me
I came back to him, but he looked happy.

My levels grew up a whole lot
I guess that trade didn't suck a whole lot
Then I fought some noob, Future Arceus
And kicked his Kazam's butt

The weed is proud
The weed is tall
I just wish
It wasnt there at all.


Quick thing I made cause I have a patch of weeds in the yard that I dont like. : P

Really random, but I was watching a clip on the civil war and I made a random song

P.S. (It sucks)

What Starts War

Who cares who’s right,
Who cares who’s wrong,
Can’t we just get along?
Peace and harmony will be the light
Yet all we do is fight, fight, fight
It’s as if it’s our God-given right!
Listen Here!
Listen Now!
None shall win,
And all shall fall,
So everyone must get along!

Somethin I made real quick like half a year ago. I felt like writin some lyrics, so I tried my hand at it:


So theres a girl with a tear in her eye/
She stares around lookin for a why/
She looks to the place that keeps sayin hi/
Ya it’s the face of earth called the sky/
Others call it the heavens/
Its where many get ideas for their pens/
That turn into amazing lyrical rhymes/
Some can incite crime/
Make people’s face pucker up like a sour lime/
But some rhymes are quite benign/
They inspire people like when the planets align/
Cause people’s hearts to look for somethin divine/
Yet no one is gonna give you the answers like food on a silver plate/
Are people not lookin for that which is great?/
Why is everyone degradin and spreadin hate?/
This is the reason/
Our world is in the grip of a demon/
Haha trust me man I aint teasin/
Is the world really all that pleasin?/
You could say no, I say yes/
Because no matter the mess/
I will give it my best/
Does it matter if it pleases the rest?/
Life is like a crazy ass test/
The paper is put onto the desk/
And you gotta answer it/
Not all at once but bit by bit/
Maybe you’ll go crazy and have a fit/
**** maybe have a few dips and flips/
But you just gotta bite down on that lip/
Do your best, get a good grip/
Cuz that shit/
Will only come once one time, that’s it/
That’s all/
And if you need an assistance call/
Look to that guy in the sky/
I swear to God he wont lie/
Even if you wanna die/
Keep reachin for the sky/
Because no one can take your soul/
Its all you got to own/
So make it your own/
Don’t give it out as a loan/
Keep it in your own lil zone/
Keep it in that place called home sweet home/
Don’t let anyone corrupt it/
Or let anyone rupture it/
Don’t give up or let down/
You’ve gone too far to fall down/
You still have too many lives to touch/
The moment you clutch/
You will feel the rush/
Now you have just heard the thoughts of a Human Mind/
Now if you have taken the time/
To read these rhymes/
In all these lines/
Take a little more time/
And leave down your own thoughts/
The sky is not the limit/
Break that glass and fly as high as you can imagine it

~PM~ some of those rhymes were kinda bad! 6/10

hahaha

i just read this again
how were my rhymes bad? haha

Well u had to make some parts really wordy to finally squeeze a ryme in.... Plus a couple rhymes were so-so....