Corrupt a Wish

A game where you make a wish, but the next poster messes it up, then makes their wish.

~~~~Example~~~~

Poster #1: I wish I had coffee

Poster #2: Wish granted - but you spill it. I wish I had a DSi.

Poster #3: You get it, but someone steals it when you bring it on a trip. I wish that ___ ___ ___ .....etc.

So on and so forth.

~~~~Example~~~~

PP Rules Apply

Have fun! =D

I'll start:

I wish my finals were over....T_T

so a meteorite hits your school.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend.

Wish granted, but she forgets that you're her boyfriend xD

I wish I had enough food to bring for lunch.

but u dont hve enough money to buy lunch

i wish i could fix my ds

you fix it, but then it bursts into flames.

i wish i was so hot that every girl would want to date me.

wish granted, they do, but then you're sooo amazed by then you drop dead from the shock!

I wish I had a microwave...

wish granted! but you don't have a micro-surfboard. :3

i wish that i had superpowers! more specifically, shape shifting and teleportation!

Granted! But you become a cow and get stuck in that form. Plus your teleportation powers go out of control.

ENJOY BEING A TRANSPORTING SIDE OF BEEF!



I wish I could have my very own cradily!

you adopt a pokemon then realise that its a ugly looking jinx, HOW STUPID

lol

I wish i could g to disneyland!! ^^

and you're stuck as a statue and get pooped on (but not by birds)

I wish that I were link from "The Legend of Zelda".

but link died yesterday, i wish i wa th most rchest person in the world

so you turn into gold and get pooped on again

i wish that i were a pixie.

wish granted, but then you get stepped on cause people can't see you

i wish that i was a flying banana..........

then you got eaten by the flying monkeys of oz.

I wish that none of my wishes could backfire or go wrong in any possible way.

they do, but you accidentally wish you would die.


I wish I had a glass of sand right now......

you get your wish, but u get the sands of time and spill them. end of time.

i wish i was a vaporeon in the world of pokemon.

but u end up turninginto a hipodon instead

I wish i was the ruler of time and space

you turn into an oversized grandfather clock.

I wish i could breathe underwater and on dry land!

(and by the way, i would settle for turning into ANY pokemon. my previous wish previals!) :3

then idiotically you go to space to see if you can breathe there and die.

i wish that my next wish won't go right.

wish granted. you're dead.

i wish that i was a girl for a day. (don't judge me.)

granted, but then a McCain gets the hots for u!!

I wish that i won't die for 84 years.

*shivers*

granted. but u never die, and you can never love because she will age and you will never die.

i wish that i was a deity.

you become one, but you're not immortal so you die 1 second later when someone stabs you!!


I wish that i could fly!........

Granted. Enjoy your 5 seconds of flight. Hope you dont break every bone in your body when you land!



I wish there were more members.

it happens, but the the internet fails and then it doesn't matter!!

i wish i had a pet magikarp!

granted. but then it evolves and eats u!

I wish that I was Naruto!

Granted so the show gets canceled completely erasing your existence!



I wish I could get my story to get written faster.

granted. but as soon as its done, your neighborhood dog eats it.

I wish that I was a saltwater merfolk in the ocean. And that I could not be caught by anything (especially not humans) and that i could not be eaten by anything.

you become one, but you find out that mermen only live for 1 day before dieing!

i wish i had a dog that wouldn't attack me/get killed/ die/ go mean/age/anything bad

granted. but you become that dog and get eaten whole by a whale.

i wish for world peace!