Corrupt a Wish

Granted. However people get bored and have a riot. Try controlling a riot of over 6 billion people!


I wish that these forums were more active...

granted. the everyone on the internet is on this site at the same time and Bill Gate's head explodes. you get arrested for killing the richest man on the planet.

i wish that i was a merfolk that could turn human when dry. and then back into a merfolk when completely submersed in water.

Granted. How ever you get caught in a fishers net when you are a merperson and you get served at a restaurant I just so happen to be dining at.

Yes is the grilled merman any good?


I wish I was a cradilly! Lawlz

u turn into a fossil and never get revived. (u made that one too easy)

i wish this thread would stop and nobody posted another response!

DENIED! ABSOLUTE CHAOS IN THE CORRUPT A WISH THREAD! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!




I WISH MY CAPS KEY WOULD BECOME UNSTUCK!!!!1!!!

Denied! absolute chaos in the broken keyboard universe! buhahahahahah!

I wish i wish i eat some fish

u do, but it's not cooked well and u get sick and die.


i wish that there were 34 1/2 letters in the alphabet!

okay..... granted, but then u get killed as cosmic punishment for an wierd wish...

i wish that i never posted this, and that someone had a better answer for adam strange (aka arceus)

someone gets a better answer, but they don't post it.

i wish that this number didn't exist: 12,345,678,987,654,321,234,567,898,765,432,123,456,789

granted, but it didnt have to exist.

i wish that Arceus would stop making pointless wishes.

Granted. But now you start making pointless wishes in place.



I wish my power level was OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

it happens, but then you're too powerful and you can't take it.....u die!!

i wish that i had a cat!

Granted. But it is an...

* Clears voice *


ABSOLUTELY EBIL CAT! WHAHAHAHAHSAH!


I wish I had another guinea pig.

u do, but the new one gets sick and gets the other one sick killing them.

um......i wish that skittles grew on trees!

Granted! I simply cant deny having skittles on trees! ^ _ ^

But... The skittles on your particular tree are poisoned.


I wish I COULD FIIIEERRR MMAAAHHH LLLAAAZZAARR!!!!1!!1

it happens, but then the world explodes and we all die!

i wish i knew what crank_that just wished for!

granted. search "shoop da woop" on youtube.

i wish that it were the 11th! (the day i get out of school)

Granted, however school start 18 days earlier ( Thats double the days it would take from here to the 11th )

I wish that summer was longer for me.

it happens, but u must go to school on weekends! :0

I can handle school on weekends.

Denied! Whatever your wish was!


I wish I was the worlds best video gamer!

wish granted, so u end up in princess peach's body

i wish that i was in perfect shape

Granted, hope you like being in zeldas body! ( REVENGE )


I wish I was not a parasol carrying, blond haired, kidnap prone, princess in a pink dress.

at least if i'm Zelda, i can cast spells and become sheik (who is a guy, depending who you ask).

Granted. then you get stomped on by a giant goomba. (hows that for irony)

I wish i were a brown or blonde haired, spell casting, magical elf warrior princess who hangs out with a guy named link.

granted, but u both die!!!! alone in separate holes u both die.

i wish that someone would check my pokemon for hacks!

Granted but they don't tell you if they are.

I wish I could hatch the right nature for pokemon easily. -_-

u can with synchronize for the right nature. but all your pokemon u catch with the "right nature" hav 0 ivs in every stat!!!!

Granted! you wished for nothing so evedrything in the world dissintigrates!

I wish that all of my dreams came true, and that nightmares never existed (and never will)!

that happens, but one of your dreams is that the world blows up....and in the dream u r happy about it!! everyone dies!!

i wish that nothing will happen when i wish that i had a wish.

denied. you never wished for a wish. (thought u could fool me, didnt u?)

i wish that i was sexy

Denied.



I wish I had telekinesis!!