Corrupt a Wish

wish corrupted (i'm actually using the game's name!) u hav it but every other living thing dies.

i wish for a wish to not become corrupted by gaint bananas!

granted. u wish that you BECOME a giant banana..

and then i wish to become a giant gorilla so i can eat u!!!

u become a giant gorilla, but all the food that gorillas eat is blown up and u starve.....


i wish that the person who corrupts my wish will wear a tu-tu for the rest of their lives!!!!

Granted.

Because In the words of the great Broken teapot: Real men wear PINK!! lol



I wish that I could believe that I could fly.

u do, but then u die!!! (the answer to all questions!)



i wish for a wish

Granted, but you never use it.

I wish I went back to school

granted, but u drop out after a day cause u fails

me wants to wish for a wish that i will use....

um............*thinks very hard*..............!!i got it!!..........i wish for a glass of water!!!

To easy.


Granted. But you drop the glass, causing shards of it to fly every where including into your face. So you drop and squirm around on the floor in pain, which only pushes the shards further into your flesh.

and on top of that, your water is all over the floor.


Hows that for corruption?





I wish for my wit to increase tenfold.

wish granted, but at first your wit was ten times below average so now u r average-ish

I wish for a glass of water and for me to be wearing full body gear and face protection!

granted, but the same thing happens and your "protection" is made of tissue paper, so it fell apart when it got wet and u die from the shards.

i wish for a clondike bar.

granted but it explodes in ur face and u die (the answer to everything)

I wish for a glass of water and for me to be wearing full body gear and face protection which u made out of 1/8 inch thick gold!!!!

granted. armor made of gold-colored paper

i wish that the answer to everything wasnt death.

it happens the answer to everything is torture

i wish for a gun

Granted. But u get a squirt gun that doesnt even work.

I wish that I was a girl. (don't judge me...)

Granted, but a transplant makes you back to a boy.

I wish that I was rich

Granted, but an experience robber steals all of your money

I wish that I could run 80 mph

Granted, but you could only run for 2 seconds

I wish that I had pokemon black

granted, but pokemon black requires a mac!!!

i wish i could get a PSP

granted: you get one but when u do it breaks ad sony runs out of busines


i wish i could travel the world

Granted, but it really is a small world after all

i wish there was a three day weekend

Granted but that 3 day weekend turned out to be a 3 day ****


i wish that nothing would go wrong in life

Granted, but things go wrong in death to!

i wish i owned A&W!!!

Grated but ur a bad salesman so you lose 100000000000000000000$ in the fist hour lol


i wish this website will turn out awsome

Granted, but in 2 hours the server crashes

I wish that this thread had a 100000000 posts

Granted, but there all by the same person

I wish I could say my abc's backwards in under 10 seconds!

Granted but you end up saying them in japanese

i wish i could rule the world!!!!!!!!

Granted, but you only rule it for 10 seconds

i wish i could eat chinese food right now!! (this is ironic, but im having it tonight lol)

Granted, but it goes bad before you can have the first bite.

I wish that I had a sword.

Granted, but it is made out of foam!

I wish I could play any instrument

GRanted, but you have short term memory loss and forget

I wish I was a ninja